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Memento mori, mosaïque polychrome de Pompéi, Ier siècle, Musée national d’archéologie de Naples © Archives surintendance spéciale Beni et archologici Naples et Pompei
My Discordian friend from England gave me this book so I would see what the joke was about. There is an online edition, which can be found all over the Internet, but there’s nothing like compressed plant fibre when you’re looking for holy scripture.
So I read through it, had a good chuckle, read it again, and then I saw the light. It was kind of greenish-purple in color. I turned off that light and went to sleep. The next day, I knew I was a Discordian…
Amazon review of Principia Discordia
"One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said:
“Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard.”
So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.
"Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.
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Whenever people show me pictures of their babies.